Dell is totally boss.

First of all, their 14-day No-Questions-Asked Return Policy rocks. If I was an asshole, I would return this with an assortment of peculiar issues. “Hey… is that a raccoon in the hard-drive?” But I didn’t. Suffice to say, my only sin is having a terrible reason. “Er… Can I has graphics card?“

Anyway, they said okay, just return the laptop. I said I’ll get the exact same one, with the addition of a graphics card. I’ll top up whatever extra. The sales assistant (who was totally friendly and helpful) said no problem then said there was a problem. Hur…right.  Apparently they no longer have my model. She asked then if it was okay to upgrade to a higher model for the same price.

Okay? Of course not. It’s bloody okay. So she did. And I got a new model. Plus my graphics card. And extra RAM. All for just 100 bucks extra. Plus, they had to change my mouse to a more canggih-menanggih one. On top of that, they delivered the new one before collecting the old one. Gasp.

I heart Dell.

Now my only issue is to totally make it mine, what should I name it? I was thinking Dell-ilah, but I know I will be severely pun-ished. Har de har har.