So I read that residents of Port Dickson are complaining about the Freedom 08 party held over there last weekend. To quote, many of the residents were “appalled that there were youths getting drunk and girls in skimpy outfits walking around at 4 in the A.M.

They said that they were shocked to see such outrageous behaviour exhibited by our nations youths. After all, youths should be at home playing checkers with their siblings or themselves, and be in bed by 8pm. Or if they were really rebellious, 8.15pm.

I’m probably the last one on planet Malaysia to blog about this atrocity, but I guess it took me a while to digest it all.

You have to be kidding me.

People who were of legal age to consume alcohol got drunk at a party that sells alcohol? Oh my goshness. That’s bloody surprising.

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Don’t be fucking retarded la aijor. Seriously. Firstly, your claims that this does not help Port Dickson’s tourism is totally unfounded, because that’s not the whole purpose in the first place. It’s a party la.

Secondly, what the heck do you expect from youths who are going to party? What? You think everybody can hold their drink? And it’s annoying how they blew it out of proportion. Seriously, some got drunk. So what? Did they set fire to your village where your obviously originated from? Did they slaughter your cow car? No right? Fugtards.

Thirdly, and this is what annoys me most, is that they are so fucking self-righteous it’s unbelievable. To the extent they actually lodged a polic report! Please la Uncle and Auntie. They are not your son. They aren’t your family. Wtf. Are they your bastard love-children? Your second cousin’s illegitimate child as a result of your incestous rape? I bet they aren’t. In fact, I bet the only reason any of you are upset is because of a few things:

Either you’re a hypocritical bastard who does a shit load of heinous things that you use this as a form of projection to divert your sub-concious from thinking about the day that you fondled your own Mom, or you have no kids of your own, and therefore feel that it’s somehow a part of your social responsibility to be protective and molly coddle every single person younger than you by a day.

The worst thing is that the Star chose to highlight this “social ill” and be just as self-righteous. Honestly? You are harping about values when you don’t even have the integrity to publish ACTUAL facts instead of fabricated lies from a higher power?

And for those who actually agree with these assholes, please, go to a rave party. Go and see how it’s the awesome music that takes people to another level. It’s not just the drugs. Open up your piece-of-shit that you mistake for a mind, and see beyond your delusional haze. Stop assuming that all youths are children of the corn, and only know how to do drugs and party. They are far from it. They happen to be able to think. Don’t be hatin’ coz you have no joy from your sad-ass life.

In summary, fuck you Self-Righteous Ravi, and the Star. Kiss my raving ass.