Wah. Kenny Sia said it’s funny. Must be funny. Go watch the Mamee Ads. Fuyoh. Kenny Sia. My idol leh! I’m so glad that I get a sense of belonging when he reads my comment on his page. I’m so happy. Must listen to him and tell all my other friends. Wait. Kim Liang is still studying, Mohd. Noor is still busy perving over some hentai. How like that? Nvm. I’ll just sit here and refresh his page every 5 minutes, hoping that he will notice me and take me up the rear, just like my chubby-chasing wet dreams.

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Fuck you lah. Seriously, I don’t mind kenny sia so much. I respect the fact that to each his or her own opinions and style of writing, so relaks lah hor? But what I cannot understand is that some people have this weird ass need to suck up to him.

Why la wei? I didn’t know that he’s the heir to the Genting throne. Or does he have some special powers that will cure your pet iguana from paralysis? Is that why you think that once you’ve commented, he’s going to have a second coming and clear you of all your sins?

Damn beh tahan. Again, don’t get me wrong. I think he’s lame and all, but I’m guessing he’s probably a nice guy. How I know? I don’t. But that’s the best theory I have about how come some girls actually have stayed in his house without fear of him raping them. He MUST be a nice guy. Besides the statement he made on someone’s accident, but that’s a different story.

Again, that’s not my main beef. It’s the suck-ups. My God, the suck-ups. The brown-nosers. STFU already. Comment whatever the fuck you want. Just try not to make yourself sound like you have a laptop placed on top of a big bunch of Mr.Potato snack packets and a bowl of kolok mee, all basked in deep blue lighting sat in front of a map of Sarawak which you bow down to everyday.

Urgh. I had food poisoning yesterday, but these dumb fucks are giving me an ulcer.